Anyone who is too lazy to perform their due share of housework will know that you have to start becoming creative just when resources start running thin. Take this guy; he ran out of blankets. That makes reasonable. It occurs to the best of us. Then, what did he do? His living, breathing blanket was his own furry pal. Really, one of a kind fix.
This creative solution to nighttime comfort certainly highlights human inventiveness at its best. This living blanket offers not only warmth but also luxury features your standard blanket could not match: built-in heating system, mild snoring white noise maker, periodic face kisses, even a self-adjusting weight distribution system. It's like having a luxury weighted blanket that occasionally must go outside for pee breaks and loves you unconditionally.
Still, this could be simply stretching the whole weighted blanket concept perhaps too far. Like this dog most likely weights a tonne. Two tonnes or maybe even more Probably three. The human body wasn't built to carry the weight of what basically is a little bear attempting to curl up. We wonder about the long-term consequences for the owner's spine as well as the mattress. Still, at least they're both cosy!